I found my response amusing and, because I am so damn egotistical [haha] decided to post it. Mostly because I have nothing better to do:
And by the way? when I link and it's fic, as it almost ALWAYS is, I can pretty much guarantee it'll be either H/D or R/S, because any other pairing will have me going "EWWWW CAR WRECK!" or "Wow, this is good and I didn't expect it to be" or "This is Draco/Sirius. I didn't read it. Here you go."
Other than that... Collateral was good, my dad is an ass, my stepmom is the rudest person ever, I still love my mom at least, and I have my car back, yay!
And I'm glad I didn't post this yet, because now I must add:
Karen [1:08 AM]: Ashley. If I were in a room with you and a werewolf, and I had a gun with two silver bullets.
Karen [1:08 AM]: I would shoot you.
Karen [1:08 AM]: Twice.
This is how much my friends