So, uh... the carbon monoxide alarm just went off in my apartment? o.O
Yeah, I don't know what to think about that.
You guys. I have Very Important information. Yes, important enough to be capitalized.
The girl at work who everyone hated, who never ever did her job and was generally a pain in the ass and also screwing up my register every other day?
SHE GOT FIRED TODAY.
Oh I am so excited. I don't even care that I will possibly be going home just to die from carbon monoxide poisoning.
BEST. DAY. EVER.