Ashley (getaway_machine) wrote,
Ashley
getaway_machine

I hate Lisa already.

and by that, i mean i cant wait to cuddle because she is THE BEST EVER

LIES

ASHLEY WONT STOP HUMPING ME SEND HELP


ewwww, why would I hump THAT?!

WHY NOT?????????

because you're skankyyyy

so's your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

and your mooooom

NO I WILL NOT SLEEP WITH YOU ASHLEY, STOP GROPING MEEEEEEEEEEEE

no cuddling without groping. >:|

ASHLEY IS MADE OF LIES\

LISA IS MADE OF SKANK

it could be worse- i could be aren

yeaaaah, aren is the skankiest skank to ever skank

and now you're spinning around the apartment like a 4 year old ahahaha

... >:|

::wins!:: i am going to bitchslap ashley into next week and then i won't be here anymore!! also, a funny feeling is coming over her.

you guys. if you're still reading this. I hate lisa. If someone finds her with her head smashed in, like Lily Kane? YOU DON'T NEED VERONICA MARS. IT WAS MEEEEEEEE.

first of all, SHE IS A LIAR. second of all, it probably won't be my movie star bf, so yeah, ashley.

Logan is hotter anyway. BUT HE WOULD LOVE ME, NOT YOU.
...hahahahaha ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO READ THIS. ::diesssss::

um HE TOTALLY LOVES ME MORE!!!!!!!
like you have any friends!

I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS!

...ahahahahahahaha

I have YOU, bitch

your mom paid me to come hang out with you

did she pay you to move here, too?

yes. SO THERE

...DAMN

I WIN AGAINNNNNNNNNN
Tags: friends: lisa, good times, who wants to be ordinary?
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