2. Arcane Brilliance for giving me something to read in-between all the customers at work.
3. Let me vague this up for you: certain things are seeming better than expected, which is a somewhat-unexpected but definitely not unpleasant surprise. OOOOOOH, VAGUE, I AM SO COOL. Only, totally not, but whatever.
4. LIFE, Y'ALL. LIFE. URGH.