Ashley (getaway_machine) wrote,


And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Lisa is the most amusing person to talk to:

Lisa: i was thinking about the "what if we had penises for a day" thing the other day, and i decided that i want a penis for a day. i think it'd be fun.
Me: what would you do with it?
Lisa: i'd stay home.
Lisa: all day.
Lisa: heh.
Me: ... wow, Lis. I think that may just be tmi, right there.
Lisa: haha
Lisa: yes. if i had a penis i would masterbate ALL DAY.

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