Ashley: What?! That's dumb. She obviously does, she just sent me an IM!
Karen: So? I've sent myself IMs before.
Ashley: That's because you're dumb.
Karen: See, this is where you should have argued that I exist.
Ashley: Except that you don't. You are my inner self, trying to make me kill myself.
Karen: Woohoo! How am I doing?
Ashley: Well, I'm not dead yet.
Ashley: And I obviously need to post this on lj.
Karen: This conversation doesn't exist.